This just in: 2014 is going to be a great year
How do I know this? Because the Niners lost, there is no snow on the mountain and I'm basically unemployed, and I gave up on pining after a good friend who will only ever be that.
But Jimmy, that sounds like 2014 is the worst year on record!
Yes, accurate.
But I have nothing left to lose. Which makes a man very dangerous. Alternatively, not dangerous at all, just optimistic that things have to and will get better.
I'm excited. No longer down in the dumps. Nothing to hang my hopes on, just me. It's liberating and a little cheesy. But it's gonna be great.
Stay tuned, spam sites that are my only hits on this blog. Because life is looking up.
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